Dine for the Charleston

A husband and wife were having a fine dining experience at their exclusive country club when this stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she’ll see him later and walks away.

His wife glares at him and says, "Who was that?!"

"Oh," replies the husband, "she’s my mistress."

"Well that’s the last straw," says the wife.

"I’ve had enough, I want a divorce. I am going to hire the most aggressive, meanest divorce lawyer I can find and make your life miserable."

"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more wintering in Key West, or the Caribbean, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Cadillac STS in the garage, and no more country club, and we’ll have to sell the 26-room house and move to two smaller homes, but the decision is yours."

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

"Who’s that with Jim?" asks the wife.

"That’s his mistress," says her husband.

She replies, "Ours is prettier."

lol

You are a software developer for Bubba Jim Home Builders, Inc.. BJHB, Inc. specializes in affordable housing built to order on customer-owned lots. The sales department has asked for a program to assist the client counselors provide the customers a cost estimate for their desired new home. Your supervisor has assigned you to develop a program to calculate the price for constructing the home the customer wants built. In your discussion with the sales manager, you learned the following about the price structure of BJHB homes:

BJHB builds several styles of house. Each style has a base cost which covers the common living areas, kitchen, dining area, etc. Additional costs must be added per bedroom, home office, garage, and bathroom. The styles and costs are:

Ranch$38487.00
A Frame$29975.00
Two Story$43543.00
Colonial$55675.00
cost per bedroom $7500.00
cost per bathroom$3500.00
Cost per home office$5500.00
cost for garage $10000.00

The sales person will enter the information based on his or her conversation with the client. The first inputs for each new customer will be the customer’s name and the address of the customer’s lot. The program should continue to calculate customer data until the sales person enters a zero for the customer’s name The sales person will be prompted for the customer name, customer address, the number of bedrooms, number of baths, number of home offices, and if a garage is desired. The program will then calculate the price and display the results to the screen.

Once you have designed your program, implement the program in C#. Use the following data to validate your program:

Customer Name: Susan Anthony
Customer Address: 455 Freedom Lane
Style: Colonial
Bedrooms: 5
Bathrooms: 3
Offices: 1
Garage: Y

You should have paid more attention in class, if something that simple is giving you problems…

Dude. You don’t expect people to read all of that copy and pasting do you?
Edit it down and try again, in plain English.
Good luck.

Dude. You don’t expect people to read all of that copy and pasting do you?
Edit it down and try again, in plain English.
Good luck.

A husband and wife were having a fine dining experience at their exclusive country club when this stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she’ll see him later and walks away.

His wife glares at him and says, "Who was that?!"

"Oh," replies the husband, "she’s my mistress."

"Well that’s the last straw," says the wife.

"I’ve had enough, I want a divorce. I am going to hire the most aggressive, meanest divorce lawyer I can find and make your life miserable."

"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more wintering in Key West, or the Caribbean, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Cadillac STS in the garage, and no more country club, and we’ll have to sell the 26-room house and move to two smaller homes, but the decision is yours."

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

"Who’s that with Jim?" asks the wife.

"That’s his mistress," says her husband.

She replies, "Ours is prettier."

Is all about the money. But very funny.by the way thanks for the 10 points you gave me.

A husband and wife were having a fine dining experience at their exclusive country club when this stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she’ll see him later and walks away.

His wife glares at him and says, "Who was that?!"

"Oh," replies the husband, "she’s my mistress."

"Well that’s the last straw," says the wife.

"I’ve had enough, I want a divorce. I am going to hire the most aggressive, meanest divorce lawyer I can find and make your life miserable."

"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more wintering in Key West, or the Caribbean, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Cadillac STS in the garage, and no more country club, and we’ll have to sell the 26-room house and move to two smaller homes, but the decision is yours."

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

"Who’s that with Jim?" asks the wife.

"That’s his mistress," says her husband.

She replies, "Ours is prettier."

Is all about the money. But very funny.by the way thanks for the 10 points you gave me.

Mistresses

A husband and wife were having a fine dining experience at their exclusive country club when this stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she’ll see him later and walks away.
His wife glares at him and says, "Who was that?!"
"Oh," replies the husband, "she’s my mistress."
"Well that’s the last straw," says the wife.
"I’ve had enough, I want a divorce. I am going to hire the most aggressive, meanest divorce lawyer I can find and make your life miserable."
"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more wintering in Key West, or the Caribbean, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Cadillac STS in the garage, and no more country club, and we’ll have to sell the 26-room house and move to two smaller homes, but the decision is yours."
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
"Who’s that with Jim?" asks the wife.
"That’s his mistress," says her husband.
She replies, "Ours is prettier."
hopes this will tickle you for the day!..cheers!

Now this is the funniest mistresses joke i’ve read so far. I want to forward it to someone i know wakakakakaka. Thanks Myra. I am laughing so hard now.

Mistresses

A husband and wife were having a fine dining experience at their exclusive country club when this stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she’ll see him later and walks away.
His wife glares at him and says, "Who was that?!"
"Oh," replies the husband, "she’s my mistress."
"Well that’s the last straw," says the wife.
"I’ve had enough, I want a divorce. I am going to hire the most aggressive, meanest divorce lawyer I can find and make your life miserable."
"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more wintering in Key West, or the Caribbean, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Cadillac STS in the garage, and no more country club, and we’ll have to sell the 26-room house and move to two smaller homes, but the decision is yours."
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
"Who’s that with Jim?" asks the wife.
"That’s his mistress," says her husband.
She replies, "Ours is prettier."
hopes this will tickle you for the day!..cheers!

Now this is the funniest mistresses joke i’ve read so far. I want to forward it to someone i know wakakakakaka. Thanks Myra. I am laughing so hard now.

A husband and wife were having a fine dining experience at their exclusive country club.

Without notice, this stunning young woman comes over to their table, and gives the husband a big kiss, and says she’ll see him later and walks away.

His wife glares at him and says, "Who was that?!"

"Oh," replies the husband, "she’s my mistress."

"Well that’s the last straw," says the wife. "I’ve had enough, I want a divorce. I am going to hire the most aggressive, meanest divorce lawyer I can find and make your life miserable."

"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce what it really means.

No more wintering in Key West, or the Caribbean, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Cadillac STS in the garage, and no more country club. We’ll have to sell the 26-room house and move into two smaller homes, but the decision is yours."

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

"Who’s that with Jim?" asks the wife.

"That’s his mistress," says her husband.

She replies, "Our’s is prettier."

gold digga

A husband and wife were having a fine dining experience at their exclusive country club when this stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she’ll see him later and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, "Who was that?!" "Oh," replies the husband, "she’s my mistress." "Well that’s the last straw," says the wife. "I’ve had enough, I want a divorce. I am going to hire the most aggressive, meanest divorce lawyer I can find and make your life miserable." "I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more wintering in Key West, or the Caribbean, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Cadillac STS in the garage, and no more country club, and we’ll have to sell the 26-room house and move to two smaller homes, but the decision is yours." Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. "Who’s that with Jim?" asks the wife. "That’s his mistress," says her husband. She replies, "Ours is prettier."

"great"