The Horrible Pimple Torment
Posted on April 15th, 2010 by admin
A few days ago I had the most offensive ordeal that scared me beyond any span of belief. I was sitting there, talking to this really endearing girl that I kind of have this crush on. That’s when the horror began. My friend began laughing at me, and threw me a pocket mirror. And right in the hub of my forehead, as if God had painted it there Herself, was a outrageous pimple the size of New York. My friend laughed out loud, as if it was the funniest thing he’d ever seen. But rapidly, out of nowhere, somebody tossed me this shiny metal thing that turned out to be a brand new blackhead removal tool.And that is before I went and talked to my upcoming wife.