Dine for the Charleston

Luv from a Distance

I watch ye brush ya hare,
I see you choose yer clothes,
My heart goes pitter-patter,
You got the cutest little nose.

I watch ye lock yer door,
I see you in yer car,
Yer all I ever dreamed of,
Ye lost a hubcap off ye tar.

I foller ye to ye momma’s,
watch ye hug her nack,
I see ye buyin groceries,
baggin ‘em in a sack.

I see ye at tha jim,
I luv to watch ye jog,
I went down to tha auction,
And bought a brand new hawg.

One day you’ll be mine,
Ain’t no doubt in ma mind,
I’ll take ye to a movie,
Then ye’ll git wined and dined.

it’s cool

21 Responses

1. papercutfaint Says:
   September 29th, 2009 at 11:38 am

   Funny
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2. Der Bingle Says:
   September 29th, 2009 at 11:48 am

   Best I’ve ever read on this site…
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3. Darkgoth Says:
   September 29th, 2009 at 12:23 pm

   is it called "Ode to the stalker?"
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4. Maria P Says:
   September 29th, 2009 at 1:01 pm

   I think thank you!
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5. Bandi- Morg's #1 Fan Says:
   September 29th, 2009 at 1:18 pm

   it’s cool
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6. onbestbehavior Says:
   September 29th, 2009 at 2:06 pm

   LMAO!! So what movie shall we go see?
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7. tom r Says:
   September 29th, 2009 at 2:36 pm

   Its nice….
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8. bettym Says:
   September 29th, 2009 at 2:44 pm

   very original and very good…congrats!!are ya a poet n didnt know it??
   ty for sharing
   nice
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9. K.... Says:
   September 29th, 2009 at 3:22 pm

   Lol..great poem.
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10. marcster Says:
    September 29th, 2009 at 3:50 pm

    stalker.
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11. princeofthedragons Says:
    September 29th, 2009 at 4:02 pm

    red neck stalker
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12. deez Says:
    September 29th, 2009 at 4:07 pm

    Funny. For some reason I read it with an Irish accent in my head. It worked for me that way.
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13. Nurse Tiddie-Ho-bag Says:
    September 29th, 2009 at 4:38 pm

    Dang….man…that wolmern shore is lucky
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14. Aquaria Says:
    September 29th, 2009 at 5:07 pm

    Sounds like a redneck stalker.
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15. newjdguy Says:
    September 29th, 2009 at 5:55 pm

    Two thumbs way down, but funny in a Deliverance sorta way.
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16. haroula Says:
    September 29th, 2009 at 6:22 pm

    you know what?!i really think that’s so sweet!!i’m a hopeless romantic!!lol!!
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    you are great!!

17. firechick458 Says:
    September 29th, 2009 at 7:00 pm

    Hilarious
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18. Rose Says:
    September 29th, 2009 at 7:27 pm

    In this day and age?? sounds like a child ______ster or stalker. Sorry
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19. Ruby Tuesday Says:
    September 29th, 2009 at 7:32 pm

    very romantic……good job…..I wish I was the lucky lady getting that letter
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20. NiffLer Says:
    September 29th, 2009 at 7:48 pm

    lol…Roy, are YOU my stalker??
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21. CHRISTABEL Says:
    September 29th, 2009 at 7:55 pm

    Shoulda signed it "Yer Lonesum Dreamer."
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